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I have a manry English accent o3o

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 17, 2009, 9:10 AM


My cousin finally gave birth this morning! :D So I have another little second cousin I'll get to see at my family's big Christmas party this year. Aside from that news, I also had a fun time this weekend with my friends :iconwaitingforcoffee: (Mau), :icontabikat: (Tabi), and :iconhuxaiu: (Cat). Mau came and got me Friday afternoon and we drove all the way to Tabi's house and then from there we went to the hotel we'd be staying out. It was seriously the FANCIEST Marriot Hotel ever...and it was in the middle of nowhere XD So we got to our room which was a suite and all of us pretty much had our mouths gaping open at how nice everything was. Free internet, wide screen tv, two beds~ We ate a lot of different stuff that night lol. Mau and I assumed we'd only be able to stay over Friday night, so when Saturday came, we started getting our stuff packed and then Tabi's friend came and drove us to get lunch at Friendly's. Cat's train wasn't coming in until about 4:50pm so we went back to Tabi's house and waited before we drove to the station to go get Cat :D

We then drove back to the hotel and chilled for a while and that's when Mau found out she didn't have work Sunday and was like: "WE CAN STAY THE NIGHT :iconimhappyplz:" so we were all hyped up after that. That night's events are almost like a blur cuz so much happened, but I'll try and explain. So Mau has this awesome "make your own hentai girl" type game on her laptop and I asked if she could make one of me. So she did and then we all browsed stuff we could make her do and of COURSE my gutter mind noticed the 69 option and I jokingly said: "Oh hey, 69!" and Mau kinda grinned and clicked it and the next thing I know, I see my character sucking on a fuuta :noes: I pretty much went: "MAU! STOP MAKING ME SUCK A CHICK'S DICK! :noes:" XD Then all four of us had a very epic hetalia-style pillow fight.

After we calmed down, we played Clue and thought we'd be going to bed but Tabi got a fun idea to video tape just our voices and to live action RP as France, Australia, Ireland, and England. I was England of course, Tabi was Ireland, Mau was France, and Cat was Aussie. So Tabi and I were sharing a bed that night and she goes: "Oh man. Ireland and England sharing a bed. This can NOT end well."

So Mau grabs the camera to start filming and you can’t see anything on the screen except black but you can hear our voices really well lol. So Tabi as Ireland goes: “Ugh, I can’t believe I have to share a bed with YOU.” And so I reply in my best English accent: “Well…you know, Northern Ireland was never this cold.” “WHAT?! *smacks with pillow*” And I let out a very manry “OOF!” and it sounds like I fell off the bed so after we turned the camera off and laughed at how silly we sounded, we decided to do MORE.

I come back whining: “That bloody Paddie knocked me of the bloody fucking bed!” And then me and Tabi just kinda bickered as Ireland and England for the rest of that. I did jump on Mau and at first as France she was like: “GAH! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! Oooh~ I surrender~”

Me: “W-What? Oh shi—No, France! Off! Off, off, off, off!”
Aussie: “DADDY?”
Ireland: “Oh get over here, you bloody poof. *drags me back towards the bed*”

And then Ireland says something I get all up in his face and we’re like background noise of insults for awhile. I don’t remember half the stuff I said cuz I was really getting into the role. I remember I went to attack France and suddenly I was knocked down on the bed and almost molested and I was going: “No! F-France! Get off! Ireland! H-Help me! Australia! Someone!” And so Ireland dragged France off me and I mumble out, “…Thanks.” “I didn’t do it for you, ya poof. I just didn’t wanna hear you moaning all night.” “I…Wha…I don’t…:noes:

France: “Oh yes you do, Angleterre~”
Me: “S-Shut up, frog!”

And I know Ireland said something along the lines that I was like France and I went: “I am not! How dare you compare me to someone who’s always got their genitalia hanging out—” And then Ireland SMACKED ME IN THE FACE WITH ANOTHER PILLOW AND I FELL TO THE FLOOR. Such perfect timing, Tabi XD France went to comfort me and more random stuff happened. He decided to have Mau act as America then and pretend to come in complaining that we were making too much noise. So we did that and she was like: “Jeez guys, we can hear you down the hall! What’s going on?”

Me: “America…? What are doing in here? We’re trying to sleep! I was dreaming of unicorns!”
America: “Well you’re really loud.”
Ireland: “You were dreaming of America, you mean.”
America: “ O: You dreamt of me? What about? What about?”
Me: “….go away.”
Ireland: “Roll over, Arthur.”
America: “Yeah! Do a barrel roll!”
Me: “Wot?”
America: “Onto Ireland! :iconimhappyplz:
Ireland and I: “:iconwthplz: …..”

We stopped recording after I couldn’t figure out who Canada was, but for some reason I started acting like England as if he was high on drugs. I literally went: “Oh look…I’ve got clothes on…wait…no, I don’t. I’m naked 8D Oh I see boobs coming towards me~ Look at them in the sky all bouncy~ Big Ben, what are you doing up? Go down. Dooooown boy. *presses down on invisible penis*” And poor Tabi was like: “LOL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?” Me: “LOL I DUNNO.”

We all fell asleep around 2am XD We had to check out of the hotel by 11 and so we went off to find food and then to shop at the nerd store where I bought the Book of Bunny Suicides because it is an epic book. We went back to Tabi’s house and chilled again before we had to bring Cat to the train station and say our goodbyes ;o; Still waitin’ for the videos to get uploaded, but once they do, I’ll link them here :D

And aside from that adventurous weekend, next Monday is the RP wedding on fb for me and my Francis~ :heart: It is also my Francis’ birthday >:3 I’m wicked excited. Iggy’s got his dress and I’m gonna try and design it and draw him in it. He also needs to have a bachelor party *pokes Canada and America*.

For now I gotta redo an application to the Post Office cuz apparently the first one I did didn’t go through =__= It took me like 2 hours to fill out. Gaaaaah D8

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Fly On The Wall - Tatu

H-Holy crap...45000+ views????

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 6, 2009, 4:31 PM


WOW GUYS. REALLY? :iconiloveyouplz:

Anyway, what's up with me? Not much actually. Still jobless. Blah. I am excerising a LOT more though because I am DETERMINED to make sure I don't gain back the weight I lost during my 6 week recovery. Got a few things coming up in the coming weeks. Also, I'm wicked excited now because my aunt and her husband mentioned there was a trip to NYC to see the Rockettes perform December 6th and so now my mom and I are going with them 8DDD I'm soooo excited now. I usually don't care for NYC, but I think the NY RPer in me has made me change my mind ^^ I haven't been to NYC since my field trip there in 10th grade and apparently we get 3 hours before the show the day we're going, so we'll get to go around the city and check stuff out *flails*

ALSO. YES, I KNOW I STILL OWE SKETCHES TO PEOPLE. LAZINESS. I HAS IT. I'M SORRY.

My artisitic muse lets me draw what and when it wants me to =^=

  • Mood: Lmao

You know you're from New York if...

Tue Oct 27, 2009, 4:35 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Ievan Polka - Vocaloid Kaito
  • Drinking: water
You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.

You know what a bodega is.

You can nap on the subway and never miss your stop.

There is no north and south. Its "uptown" or "downtown." if you're really from New York you have absolutely no concept of where north and south are.... And east or west is "Crosstown."

You take the train home and you know exactly where on the platform the doors will open that will leave you right in front of the exit stairway.

It's not Manhattan; it's the "city".

You know the differences between all the different ray's pizzas.

The presidential visit is a major traffic jam, not an honor.

Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.

You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.

You return after 10 years and the first foods you want are a "real" pizza and a "real" bagel.

You're not the least bit interested in going to times square on new year's eve.

You know what a "regular" coffee is.

You cross the street anywhere but on the corners and you yell at cars for not respecting your right to do it.

You move 3,000 miles away, spend 10 years learning the local language and people still know you're from Brooklyn or the Bronx the minute you open your mouth.

You are not under the mistaken impression that any human being would be able to actually understand a p.a. announcement on the subway.

You get ready to order dinner every night and must choose from the major food groups which are: Chinese, Italian, Mexican or Indian.

The deli guy gives you a straw with any beverage you buy, even if it's a beer.

You pay "only" $230 a month to park your car.

Your internal clock is permanently set to know when alternate side of the street parking regulations are in effect.

Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

The subway makes sense.

You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".

The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.

You take fashion seriously.

You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.


(Just following the trend among the other state-tans from :iconstate-tan-project: I'm not really from NY so I can't tell for CERTAIN how true these are and most of these are for NYC and not the state as a whole...but they coincide with how I portray NY's character so yeah :D)

...in my pants

Mon Oct 19, 2009, 11:13 AM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Wolves of the Sea by Pirates of the Sea
  • Drinking: water
I got bored and felt like doing this. I couldn't stop laughing XD

1. Long Kiss Good Bye... in my pants.

2. Winning Shot... in my pants.

3. Ecuador... in my pants. (…wow)

4. Go to the Top!.. in my pants.

5. Faggot... in my pants. (LOL)

6. Broken Wings... in my pants.

7. We are German-made... in my pants. (whut)

8. My Heart Will Go On... in my pants. (... :iconwthplz: )

9. Going Down in Flames... in my pants.

10. Brilliant Brain... in my pants. (pfft… )

11. Take My Hand... in my pants.

12. The Butterfly... in my pants.

13. Selfish Cat... in my pants. (I don’t even-)

14. California Dreaming... in my pants.

15. Whiskey Lullaby... in my pants.

16. Simple and Clean... in my pants. (HAHA)

17. Remember the Name... in my pants.

18. All the Things She Said... in my pants.

19. Shooting Star... in my pants.

20. Valentine Kiss... in my pants.

21. Fiesta de la Noche…in my pants. (ohmai)

22. Closer…in my pants.

23. Heart Surgery Isn’t That Bad…in my pants. (actually I think it is >_>’ )

24. I Still Ain’t Over You…in my pants.

25. The Moon…in my pants.

26. Oops!...I Did It Again…in my pants. (…wtf)

27. Milkshake…in my pants.

28. ID…in my pants.

29. Heaven…in my pants. (*cough*)

30. What Are Friends For?…in my pants.

31. Strength…in my pants.

32. Delicious Tomato Song…in my pants.

33. You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)…in my pants.

34. Sweet Dreams…in my pants.

35. On My Way…in my pants.

36. Gay Bar…in my pants. (LOL WHUT)

37. One Night For You…in my pants.

38. Lancaster Gate…in my pants.

39. Smack That…in my pants.

40. Bouncing Off The Ceiling (Upside Down)…in my pants.

41. Lose Control…in my pants.

42. It’s Been Awhile…in my pants.

43. You Found Me…in my pants.

44. Take Me Away…in my pants.

45. Look Through My Eyes…in my pants.

46. What Do You Want From Me…in my pants.

47. The Quidditch World Cup…in my pants. (What. The. Fuck.)

48. A Long Expected Party…in my pants. ( .__. )

49. What Hurts The Most…in my pants.

50. Radar…in my pants.

SMILES ALL AROUND

Sat Oct 10, 2009, 7:57 AM
  • Mood: Affection
  • Reading: The Golden Compass
  • Drinking: water
What's new with me? Well, my parents are celebrating their 25th this weekend even though it's technically on October 13th and they went up to Maine :D My bro and I are left alone~ But my grandma and my uncle stayed over last night which was cool. My uncle came in from Texas and I haven't seen him in a year, so it's always nice to see him. And my grandma was admitted to the hospital Wednesday night because of kidney stones. She's doing better though. She's so tough lol. I was wicked sick last night DX Sore throat, runny nose, running a fever, PLUS my period. Yeaaaaah, not fun. So I was in bed really early but I'm all good now.

I'm waiting for :iconwaitingforcoffee: to come over sometime today cuz she mentioned we might go into Northhampton (NoHo) and raid a manga store. I need to get into some new series XD My parents don't come back until Monday, so I'm in charge wee~ My mom was mentioning she might take me and my brother up to Maine next year during Columbus Day weekend cuz I guess where they're staying is GORGEOUS and fsfdgfgd I WANNA GO! I can't remember the last time I went up to Maine lol I think it was to see the Seadogs play...I dunno XD

I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T FINISHED THOSE SKETCHES YET. Artist block has wrapped its evil clutches around me and won't let go D: My writer's block however seems to be dissipating. I've got so many ideas running through my brain so it's hard to keep them all together ^^;

Also, there's been some...issues with the STP that I'm a part of. I love the project and everyone in it, regardless of the drama.

BUT BESIDES THAT. In case you all didn't know I am now 100% recovered from my gallbladder surgery 8D You guys have NO idea how lucky I am those stones didn't cause problems for me during Anime Boston, or any of the Boston Common picnics, or my trip to the Cape this year. I wouldn't have been close to a hospital at all D: But the sucker's gone now and I am going to lose weight. I lost some pounds during recovering and I've started eating a lot more fruit recently, so now I just gotta exercise more and keep watching what I eat. I don't have the gallbladder to process the fatty foods I eat now ^^; BUT I'M GOOD. I HAVE MY BATTLE SCARS (seriously, how are 4 little scars on my stomach considered badass in anyway?) AND I'M FEELING GREAT. I just...need to find a job >__>'

Oh yeah and the amount of love and positive feedback I've been receiving lately just makes my heart swell up and I smile and OMG YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I GET WHEN I GET COMMENTS LIKE THAT. HONESTLY. Knowing that I can make others happy with what I draw or write is the BEST feeling in the world for me. Aaaand...I should probably cut this short since Mau will be coming over soon lol.

Byes~!

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