Blargh, today's kinda...meh. I have a headache and I'm all sore from going to Six Flags with my dad yesterday XD We went to the waterpark and just hung out and had fun. Though my muscles are like: "FUCK. WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY?" ._. Aaaaalso...remember how I said my parents are France and England? WELL, have I got some funny stories to share.

So I was in my room on the comp, and my mom was cleaning around the kitchen and then I hear this:

Dad: “-walks into kitchen- Oh my God.”
Mom: “What? >:I”
Dad: “I get turned on when you work.”
Mom: “OH COME ON D:<”


Then before the big 4th of July party, my mom and I were making cookies in the kitchen, when suddenly Dad ccame up behind Mom and tried to be all romantic, but she turned and started hitting him.

Mom: “GET OFF D:<”
Dad: “Jeez…I don’t know why I married you.”
Mom: “I’m STILL trying to figure that out.”
Dad: “You know, I used to be an attractive man and I got stuck with you.”
Mom: “Used to, being the key words here.”
Dad: “Hey, don’t start woman.”
Mom: “What, I’m not saying I’m glamorous.”
Dad started 'dancing'.
Me: “What the hell are you doing?”
Mom: “That’s how he dances.”
Dad: “Better than what you did in your flip-flops.”
Mom: “I can dance.”
Dad: “You were drunk. She was drinking the whole time at the bar when we met.”
Mom: “I was drunk at the wedding too. Only way I could get through it.”
Me: “-dying of laughter because I know they’re both joking-”

and THEN yesterday while I was watching the Tour de France with them...my mom would not stop ragging on the French XD

Dad: "Well, the good thing about this is that we get to learn the history of France."
Mom: "I don't really care." and her tone pretty much sounded like she wanted to say: "WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FRANCE? "


and then they zoomed in on one of the cyclists and I was like: "Is that a girL? Oh. No, that's a man."
Mom: "Must be French."
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD XD


and then this guy adjusted his cup on tv and my mom goes: "Oh that's gross! Did you see that? he just fixed his cup! Is he American? No, he must be French. Ha ha, all the Americans have better cups "


and then this Italian guy (who we all thought was French) won the stage and he had a HUGE hawk nose and we were making fun of it and then my mom was like: "LOOK AT THAT NOSE. HA HA FRENCH NOSE."
Dad: "...he's Italian."
Mom: "WHUT. Well I guess that explains that huge nose..."
Dad: "You mean like yours?"
Mom: " I'M NOT FRENCH."
Me: "You're French-Canadian "


Then my dad and I are marveling at how beautiful France is when suddenly the cyclists ride by a McDonalds and the magic's gone XD
we were just like: "FRANCE " *McDonald's* " "
and my mom just made fun of that too
"ARE THEY IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES NOW? "

I hope you know how difficult it is to keep a straight face when they do stuff like this. Especially my mom's dislike for the French. (SHE REALLY IS ENGLAND O_O)

and now onto my tagged thingy

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Rules:
1. Post the rules
2. Each tagged person must tell 8 things about themselves
3. At the end you have to tag 8 people and post their icons in your journal
4. Then go back to their page and leave a comment saying you tagged them
5. No tag backs

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8 things about me:

1. I live…IN AMERICA
2. Lately I’ve been writing more than drawing.
3. I have a big family (19 first cousins that I know and a bunch of aunts and uncles and second and third and fourth cousins I’ve seen or met once or twice)
4. I have a thing for English accents ;3 So if you’re English, and talk to me irl, I may jump you. Just a warning.
5. I make up excuses a lot
6. I know I’ve filled this thing out before :I
7. I love seafood
8. I’ve been to España~

I DON'T WANNA TAG ANYONE >:I