My cousin finally gave birth this morning! So I have another little second cousin I'll get to see at my family's big Christmas party this year. Aside from that news, I also had a fun time this weekend with my friends (Mau), (Tabi), and (Cat). Mau came and got me Friday afternoon and we drove all the way to Tabi's house and then from there we went to the hotel we'd be staying out. It was seriously the FANCIEST Marriot Hotel ever...and it was in the middle of nowhere XD So we got to our room which was a suite and all of us pretty much had our mouths gaping open at how nice everything was. Free internet, wide screen tv, two beds~ We ate a lot of different stuff that night lol. Mau and I assumed we'd only be able to stay over Friday night, so when Saturday came, we started getting our stuff packed and then Tabi's friend came and drove us to get lunch at Friendly's. Cat's train wasn't coming in until about 4:50pm so we went back to Tabi's house and waited before we drove to the station to go get Cat

We then drove back to the hotel and chilled for a while and that's when Mau found out she didn't have work Sunday and was like: "WE CAN STAY THE NIGHT " so we were all hyped up after that. That night's events are almost like a blur cuz so much happened, but I'll try and explain. So Mau has this awesome "make your own hentai girl" type game on her laptop and I asked if she could make one of me. So she did and then we all browsed stuff we could make her do and of COURSE my gutter mind noticed the 69 option and I jokingly said: "Oh hey, 69!" and Mau kinda grinned and clicked it and the next thing I know, I see my character sucking on a fuuta I pretty much went: "MAU! STOP MAKING ME SUCK A CHICK'S DICK! " XD Then all four of us had a very epic hetalia-style pillow fight.

After we calmed down, we played Clue and thought we'd be going to bed but Tabi got a fun idea to video tape just our voices and to live action RP as France, Australia, Ireland, and England. I was England of course, Tabi was Ireland, Mau was France, and Cat was Aussie. So Tabi and I were sharing a bed that night and she goes: "Oh man. Ireland and England sharing a bed. This can NOT end well."

So Mau grabs the camera to start filming and you can’t see anything on the screen except black but you can hear our voices really well lol. So Tabi as Ireland goes: “Ugh, I can’t believe I have to share a bed with YOU.” And so I reply in my best English accent: “Well…you know, Northern Ireland was never this cold.” “WHAT?! *smacks with pillow*” And I let out a very manry “OOF!” and it sounds like I fell off the bed so after we turned the camera off and laughed at how silly we sounded, we decided to do MORE.

I come back whining: “That bloody Paddie knocked me of the bloody fucking bed!” And then me and Tabi just kinda bickered as Ireland and England for the rest of that. I did jump on Mau and at first as France she was like: “GAH! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! Oooh~ I surrender~”

Me: “W-What? Oh shi—No, France! Off! Off, off, off, off!”
Aussie: “DADDY?”
Ireland: “Oh get over here, you bloody poof. *drags me back towards the bed*”

And then Ireland says something I get all up in his face and we’re like background noise of insults for awhile. I don’t remember half the stuff I said cuz I was really getting into the role. I remember I went to attack France and suddenly I was knocked down on the bed and almost molested and I was going: “No! F-France! Get off! Ireland! H-Help me! Australia! Someone!” And so Ireland dragged France off me and I mumble out, “…Thanks.” “I didn’t do it for you, ya poof. I just didn’t wanna hear you moaning all night.” “I…Wha…I don’t…”

France: “Oh yes you do, Angleterre~”
Me: “S-Shut up, frog!”

And I know Ireland said something along the lines that I was like France and I went: “I am not! How dare you compare me to someone who’s always got their genitalia hanging out—” And then Ireland SMACKED ME IN THE FACE WITH ANOTHER PILLOW AND I FELL TO THE FLOOR. Such perfect timing, Tabi XD France went to comfort me and more random stuff happened. He decided to have Mau act as America then and pretend to come in complaining that we were making too much noise. So we did that and she was like: “Jeez guys, we can hear you down the hall! What’s going on?”

Me: “America…? What are doing in here? We’re trying to sleep! I was dreaming of unicorns!”
America: “Well you’re really loud.”
Ireland: “You were dreaming of America, you mean.”
America: “ O: You dreamt of me? What about? What about?”
Me: “….go away.”
Ireland: “Roll over, Arthur.”
America: “Yeah! Do a barrel roll!”
Me: “Wot?”
America: “Onto Ireland! ”
Ireland and I: “ …..”

We stopped recording after I couldn’t figure out who Canada was, but for some reason I started acting like England as if he was high on drugs. I literally went: “Oh look…I’ve got clothes on…wait…no, I don’t. I’m naked 8D Oh I see boobs coming towards me~ Look at them in the sky all bouncy~ Big Ben, what are you doing up? Go down. Dooooown boy. *presses down on invisible penis*” And poor Tabi was like: “LOL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?” Me: “LOL I DUNNO.”

We all fell asleep around 2am XD We had to check out of the hotel by 11 and so we went off to find food and then to shop at the nerd store where I bought the Book of Bunny Suicides because it is an epic book. We went back to Tabi’s house and chilled again before we had to bring Cat to the train station and say our goodbyes ;o; Still waitin’ for the videos to get uploaded, but once they do, I’ll link them here

And aside from that adventurous weekend, next Monday is the RP wedding on fb for me and my Francis~ It is also my Francis’ birthday >:3 I’m wicked excited. Iggy’s got his dress and I’m gonna try and design it and draw him in it. He also needs to have a bachelor party *pokes Canada and America*.

For now I gotta redo an application to the Post Office cuz apparently the first one I did didn’t go through =__= It took me like 2 hours to fill out. Gaaaaah D8